Sweet jesus, Anonymous is giving me a giant stiffy right now.
But what can WE do to help Anonymous not only destroy the evil that is scientology, but more importantly, generate comedy on fox news?
First, check out Operation Clambake, a less funny, less violent, but more complete anti-scientology website.
Then, download the secret documents, and learn why YOU should worship LORD XENU! Remember kids, scientology does NOT want you to have access to these documents! Glee!
Next, spend some time reading the Ex-Scientologist message board about all the creepy shit that you missed when you didn't go to get your free thetan reading!
More? Check out The Unfunny Truth for more information about why you should want to utterly destroy scientology.
Ready? The last thing you can do, now that you are equipped with the relevant information, is:
