Sadly, I must report that in the time i've been gone, the world has not grown the fuck up.

Still, here we are, you and I. Still plugging along in this orgy of ass fuckery.

Either we're brave or stupid or stubborn. I don't really know.

Chick at work gave me a great idea for a new shirt. Its on the ol' cafepress site. You be clickin' on uncle bob's smilin mug over there, you go and see it.

I've been reading a lot of books. Trust me, its all I could do to keep myself from going fucking fruit loops. I live in a constant flow of information and media, like a bloated spider in the middle of a giant web of bullshit. I like it that way. keeps me sane and informed.

To have that suddenly cut off is like losing my goddamn sight, and i'm still fucking recovering.

And trust me, kiddies, i've missed your inane rants about pop culture and ridiculous websites about your fucking pets or kids or whatever else you think you simply MUST share with the rest of the mouth breathers who are only too happy to return the favor.

See, without you, all i've got to entertain myself is.. well.. me. And to tell the truth, as cool a frood as I am, even my jokes get old after about a week or so. 'Specially if I know all the fucking punch lines already.

anyfuck, I'll try and scrawl some shit on the wall for you to read in the near future. right now I have four months of shit to update, download, and absorb.