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moralrust: heh. you want to go to vegas on the 29th?
moralrust: september 29th I guess.
TURK: whats going on?
moralrust: camelot 5 year party thing.
TURK: heh
TURK: I'm not sure I wold fit in
moralrust: lol
TURK: I go to vegas it's for boozing and hookers
moralrust: heh
TURK: like Frank
moralrust: I wanna see blue man group really bad.
TURK: oh god no
moralrust: wha?
TURK: maybe: "I wanna see blue man group dead really bad"
moralrust: what? they're awsome.
moralrust: shit, BMG is in my top 3 bands.
TURK: they annoy me
TURK: I want to crush there blue heads with a huge hammer
moralrust: they might even be in the top 2.
moralrust: and you are wierd.
moralrust: I don't know anyone else who doesn't like them.
TURK: we talking about the guys from the intel commercials right?
moralrust: well yeah, but they do a giant music concert thing.
TURK: ok
moralrust: the ads were just intel hiring them to do the ads.
TURK: I want them dead
moralrust: how odd.
moralrust: http://www.blueman.com/videoimages/video/thecurrent_h.shtml this is a goddamn awsome song. there is no way you cannot like this song and still be human. I used to sing this at the top of my lungs at the theatre.
TURK: ok I'll give it a try
TURK: if it's like the intel stuff
TURK: I'll hate it
moralrust: its not. jesus. the intel stuff was like.. the very least of what they do.
TURK: yeah but the dude singing isn't blue
TURK: I hate those blue guys
moralrust: well no. the blue man group doesnt talk.
TURK: I want to kill them
moralrust: so when they want vocals they grab a dude from a different band.
TURK: gay
moralrust: Im completely amazed at this.
moralrust: im really stunned.
moralrust: I can't believe you don't like bmg.
TURK: being in the terminator 3 movie makes me want them dead even more
moralrust: you seem to have such good taste otherwise that this has me completely floored.
TURK: heh
TURK: sorry
TURK: the blue man group must die
moralrust: http://www.blueman.com/videoimages/video/singalong_h.shtml do you like dave matthews?
TURK: does have those blue fucks in it?
moralrust: ... yes. they wrote the song
moralrust: what is it exactly that you don't like?
TURK: do they not appear in the video?
TURK: they are blue and annoying
moralrust: its... the color blue?
TURK: I hate the way the move
moralrust: you don't like... blue?
TURK: I hate that they are blue
moralrust: ....
TURK: heh
TURK: sorry
moralrust: that doesn't make any sense.
moralrust: why?
moralrust: do you have some kind of deep rooted fear of the smurfs from some horrible childhood accident?
TURK: because they are the blue man group
TURK: nope
moralrust: I just don't understand.
TURK: they are a group of mute blue men
moralrust: like.. I can tell you specific reasons why I hate paris hilton.
moralrust: you don't like mutes?
moralrust: just.. cause they're mute?
TURK: I guess it's the blue thing and the fact they don't talk
moralrust: jesus.
moralrust: really?
TURK: yeah
TURK: they just annoy me
moralrust: I just don't get that at all.
TURK: it's a strange universe my friend and I'm only a tiny part of it
moralrust: yeah, but you normally make such sense!
moralrust: your good sense is the rock upon which a good portion of my reality is founded!
moralrust: this is really troubling.
TURK: they just annoy me
moralrust: you're gonna tell me Jack Nicholson is gay now.
TURK: badly
TURK: fuck no
TURK: Jack is the man
moralrust: or.. jesus.. I don't even know.
TURK: as long as he's not allowed to play the Joker ever again
moralrust: .... you didn't like jack as the joker?
TURK: fuck no
TURK: he's too short and too fat
moralrust: its all crumbling now.
moralrust: I need to go play some camelot I think.
TURK: joker is tall and skinny
moralrust: and try not to think about this.
TURK: heh
moralrust: he was UNIVERSALLY PRAISED as the joker!
moralrust: UNIVERSALLY.
moralrust: GODDAMN.
TURK: not by me
TURK: tall and skinny
moralrust: I just don't know you anymore.
TURK: heh