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THE "SHOULD HAVE OUTLIVED FUCKING CARROT TOP" LIST
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As most of you are aware, I have a list of people who never should have died before carrot top. Not that carrot top is a bad guy, im sure he's just goddamn brilliant in person, but the point is these people are so far beyond him in style, class, and basic human decency (yes, that is an oxymoron, but we'll save it for later) that in a just world, they never would have kicked the bucket before him.
I think im going to start a list here, and add to it whenever somebody ELSE dies. That way it can be sort of a running thing. If anyone has somebody they would like to nominate for the "should have outlived fucking carrot top" list, feel free to email it to me.
1. Scott Maddox
2. Phil Hartman
3. John Candy
4. John Belushi
5. Mr. Rogers
6. Chris Farley
7. John Lennon
8. Jim Henson
9. Jesus [Jynx]
10. Jack Lemmon [Chrome]
11. Walter Matthau [Chrome]
12. Bill Hicks [Turk]
13. Sam Kenison [Chrome]
14. Joey Ramone [James]
15. Frank Zappa [James]
16. Douglas Adams [Red]
17. Robert & Virginia Heinlein [Red]
18. George Harrison [ChrisB]
19. Jerry Garcia [Shana(?)]
20. Marilyn Monroe [Bisa]
21. James Dean [Bisa]
22. Milton Berle [Bisa]
23. Charles Schulz [Bisa]
24. Sylvia Plath [Findyourself]
25. Buddy Hackett [Anele]
26. Gregory Peck [Dejected Kittie]
27. Graham Chapman [James]
28. Nina Simone [Jentle
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29. James Doohan
And the list keeps rollin' on...
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