OOOOH YEEEEAH BOOOOOYZ!

I'm Kickin' it PHAT from the phunky phresh sound of my streamin' digital spewin' from dat cable modem up der on dat fly-ass new computer. OOOH YEAH. Porn be comin at me faster den Pee-Wee Herman with a hardon!

Er.. seriously though. Im back. Lets see. Updates.

1. I quit my fucking job at the bitch ass Craft Store Of Gay. Fuck it. They cut my hours in half cause they hired about 40 new part-timers, and In retaliation, I wedged my foot in my managers gigantic ass to about knee level. Then I quit. But not before laughing and pretending to be Jet Li with a manager stuck to my leg.

2. I now work at a movie theatre. I will not be complaining MUCH about that, because my boss happens to be a good friend of mine, and her husband reads this.

Heh. right. Im sure I'll find something to complain about the damn job. Its been fairly cool so far though. Its just that Im such a fucking pansy.

Lessee... Got a cable modem. I like it. It makes me happy. It also makes me fill up my harddrive with zena porn and mp3 files. Really. It forces me too. I swear. The fucker has a little gun that it points at me, and it demands more Zena porn. its doing it right now in fact.

anyway, This is just a quick post to let you all know Im back. For those of you who hung with me and checked my page for updates, I owe you a few ounces of my sperm. send me your addresses, and I'll see that it gets to you.